LOL's for veg kids!

Why did the tofu cross the road?
              To prove he wasn't chicken.


What do you call a militant vegan?
              Lactose intolerant.


What's the best way to keep milk fresh?
             Leave it in the cow.

What did one vegetarian spy say to the other vegetarian spy?

               We have to stop meating like this.

What does a vegan zombie eat?
               GggrrrrRRAAAIIIiiinnNNnnsSs!